PUMPFUN WORLD · LAUNCH ZONE 07 · STATUS: FLOOR IS A BOUNCE PAD
MOONDOT
$MDOTsmallest target. biggest place.
Beluga found a lime speck on the Moon. Astronomers called it a lunar anomaly. He called dibs. One enormous bounce later, Earth had lost a cat — and the Moon was about to get tapped.
▼ GRAB THE PAD AND PULL DOWN — DEPTH IS POWER. THE DOT MOVES. AIM.
OBSERVATION LOG · MDOT-1
THE ANOMALY
MOONDOT is what happens when cosmic curiosity meets cat impulse. Astronomers logged a glowing lime mark on the lunar surface and called it an anomaly. Beluga looked up once, performed the ancient calculation — TARGET: SMALL. DISTANCE: IRRELEVANT. — and called dibs.
Pumpfun World cooperated instantly: the launch zone floor was declared a bounce pad by whoever was standing on it. No committee. No countdown rehearsal. The floor simply started bouncing, and policy followed.
- LOG 001 anomaly sighted. lime. round. suspicious.
- LOG 002 subject sighted the anomaly. pupils at maximum aperture.
- LOG 003 floor reclassified as launch hardware.
- LOG 004 one (1) enormous bounce. subject: no longer terrestrial.
- LOG 005 the moon has been advised to remain still.
FLIGHT DOCUMENTATION · NON-NEGOTIABLE
FLIGHT MANIFEST
PAYLOAD
1 (one) cat
round. determined. uninsurable.
FUEL
0 liters
pad-powered. the floor does the believing.
DISTANCE
384,402 km
non-negotiable. he has chased farther snacks.
TARGET AREA
0.0000000005%
of the lunar surface. he sees it.
SUPPLY
0
$MDOT. every token is a bounce.
LIQUIDITY
BURNT
the pad keeps nothing. it only gives.
TAX
0%
gravity is the only fee, and he ignores it.
MISSION SIMULATOR · PAD CERTIFIED
384,402 KM
Bounce him to the Moon. Press exactly at pad contact — the physics sets the tempo, the window tightens with altitude, and a fumbled landing can still be saved by the righting reflex. Nine lives. One dot.
GO / NO-GO FOR ENORMOUS BOUNCE
- PAD PRESSURE
- TRAJECTORY
- SNACKS
- WHISKER TELEMETRY
- COMMON SENSE
CLICK / TAP / SPACE — the whole pad is the button.
EARTH HAS LOST A CAT.
BOARDING IS NOT A CONCEPT WE USE
PRE-BOUNCE CHECKLIST
No rocket. No capsule. No plan. Just a pad.
-
GO
Get a wallet
Install Phantom
(or any Solana wallet). This is your personal launch authority.
-
GO
Load SOL
Buy
SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Fuel for you — the cat, famously, needs none.
-
GO
Swap for $MDOT
Open pump.fun
, paste the CA (announced above when live), and swap. Or route through Jupiter
.
-
GO
Assume the position
Feet on the pad. Eyes on the dot. The floor handles the rest. Welcome to the manifest.
FLIGHT PLAN · ONE ARC · NO ABORT
TRAJECTORY
-
THE PAD
Launch. Community assembles on the bouncing floor. $MDOT goes live on pump.fun.
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KÁRMÁN LINE
100 km. Space begins. Paperwork ends. Raids, memes, and the first confused pigeons far below.
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384,402 KM
Dexscreener charted, trending pages tapped, the manifest grows. The Moon fills the windshield. There is no windshield.
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THE TAP
Contact. One paw, one dot, one moon. Everything after this is a victory lap.
DOWNLINK · REFRESH 60S · SOURCE: DEXSCREENER
MISSION TELEMETRY
Downlink acquires automatically once the pair is charted. Until then the dish is pointed, the cat is airborne, and the numbers are between him and the Moon.
COMMUNITY · CLAIMS DEPARTMENT
CALL DIBS
The anomaly is small. The manifest is not. Join the crew that watched a cat look at the Moon and said, out loud, "he's got this."
psst — dibs can be called in writing. try typing it. anywhere.